Someone who persists in talking about the importance of Jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.
by Observer52 August 05, 2005
A self-professed Christian who labors under the mistaken impression that Christians are persecuted in this country, and that he or she is commonly persecuted for his or her beliefs. These people usually attempt to convert everyone they know or meet to their own denomination of "born again" Christianity, thereby alienating a number of non-Christians as well as Christians of denominations not of their own, then attribute their subsequent shunning by society to a fictitious, widespread anti-Christian mania.
Josh: "Hi, my name is Josh, and I'm a Jesus freak."
Tim "Hi, my name is Tim, and I'm Jewish."
Josh: "You need the love of Jesus in your life! Repent! You're going to hell!"
Tim: *walks away*
Josh: "Why do you hate me? Why must I be persecuted?!"
Tim "Hi, my name is Tim, and I'm Jewish."
Josh: "You need the love of Jesus in your life! Repent! You're going to hell!"
Tim: *walks away*
Josh: "Why do you hate me? Why must I be persecuted?!"
by the birds and trees May 25, 2007
A person who supports and believes in Christianity, often to the degree where it's overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. Some pass out pamphlets promoting God or Christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or T-shirts promoting their God, whom they've never seen physical proof of. Sometimes they'll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you're an atheist, beware.
Jesus freak: "Come to church, it won't hurt. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins."
Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"
Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."
Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."
Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"
Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."
Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
by Cmakkk October 03, 2007
1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!
Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!
Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!
Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!
Kool Guy: Kool!
Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!
Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!
Kool Guy: Kool!
by Stan Lightsaber April 25, 2006
A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.
An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.
An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
by jsd9632 May 30, 2011