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jesto

A man who who seeks to intensely lick off ' testicular sack' to feel loved.
Hey I love you! , but now do not be a jesto about it.
by Lets_wordoloy_ November 23, 2021
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Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
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Jessois

A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.
Wow what a Jessois! That's such a Jessois move right there dood. Typical of a Jessois.
by WarmBagel October 4, 2019
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Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.
A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020
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Jelton

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."
by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010
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jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.
That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.
by Keith75 April 16, 2008
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Jesticle

In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!
Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!
by JStarz December 18, 2009
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