jesto

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A man who who seeks to intensely lick off ' testicular sack' to feel loved.

Hey I love you! , but now do not be a jesto about it.

jesto by Lets_wordoloy_ November 23, 2021

Words you can keep

Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Related Words

Jeston • Jestoni • jesto • jestopolis • Jestor Rodo • Jestovebs • Jestow • Jester • jest • Jestermaxxing

Jessois

A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.

Wow what a Jessois! That's such a Jessois move right there dood. Typical of a Jessois.

Jessois by WarmBagel October 4, 2019

Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

Prison Jester by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Jelton

Slang for puking.

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."

Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.

That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.

jesterhead by Keith75 April 16, 2008

Jesticle

In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!

Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!

Jesticle by JStarz December 18, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026