by carl911 March 25, 2006
by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004
A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!
Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"
John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"
Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)
John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"
Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)
by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006
Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.
by PENIS WRINKLE May 9, 2005
jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
jessica simpson is my look a like!
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
by Steve January 28, 2005
A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!
by Kaleema February 28, 2005