Bards

Someone who is disliked by a person or group of blokes because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron

Seriously mate you're a deadset Bards

Bards by Hotdigitydog July 20, 2019

The Bards Law 

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

The Bards Law by DShipReck November 8, 2021

Junior Badson 

some kid who’s up to no good

Junior Badson is the opposite of a model citizen

Junior Badson by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022

Baldski 

A youtube rapper who promised his fans he'd go bald if his new album reach no.1 on the official UK charts, but then pussies out cause he loves his cheeto hair too much.

Bahahahahaha #baldski

Baldski by TransportForNSW May 29, 2020

Bardcore 

A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.

what type of song is this?

well, it is Bardcore of course!

Bardcore by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020

bandsaw 

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.

Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt

bandsaw by ninjadust May 12, 2016

badski 

Extreme bad, or sarcasm inferring a positive mood.

Implying i had a good day.

Nancy: How was your day?
Me: Not badski!

badski by Dolomight March 8, 2017