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jerbing

when one is under the influence of mdma or simular, simular to gurning however its the unstopable repetative action as if you're chewing something, resulting in a sort of annoying clicking noise. large use of the tongue.
oi steve! you're jerbing like a cunt and it's pissing me off!
by rawson1 March 5, 2008
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jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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jerbin

a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.
Hey man, I'm gonna need a jerbin for this bud.
by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011
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Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
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dirt jerking

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
by jessford151515 April 12, 2016
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Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011
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