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jerking off a blind guy
The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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jerking shorts
worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013
jerbin
a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.
jerbin by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011
Jerking The Thad
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
Jerking The Thad by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
dirt jerking
Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
dirt jerking by jessford151515 April 12, 2016
Circle-Jerking
Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.
"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."
Circle-Jerking by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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