jerbing

when one is under the influence of mdma or simular, simular to gurning however its the unstopable repetative action as if you're chewing something, resulting in a sort of annoying clicking noise. large use of the tongue.

oi steve! you're jerbing like a cunt and it's pissing me off!

jerbing by rawson1 March 5, 2008

jerking off a blind guy 

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

jerbin

a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.

Hey man, I'm gonna need a jerbin for this bud.

jerbin by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011

Jerking The Thad 

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

Jerking The Thad by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

dirt jerking 

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

dirt jerking by jessford151515 April 12, 2016

Circle-Jerking 

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

Circle-Jerking by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011