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Jelly Fishing 

when a person is sagging and their crack is visible aka plumbers crack and a friend who simply cannot resist temptation sticks their finger in the crack and wiggles it around. originates from Sponge Bob
Jerry: Fine this is what jelly fishing is...

Amanda: Did you just stick ur finger in my crack??...

Patrick: Thats what she said! OH WASSUP!
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jellyfishfingernail4 

My very cool my mutual πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ‘πŸ‘
"Tik tok user @Jellyfishfingernail4 just posted a new video oh em jee!!"
"Yes"

jellyfishfingernail4 

a synonym for the word β€˜suspicious’ or in other cases a curse word used to proclaim hatred for a food item
1. the imposter in my amongsus game was acting very jellyfishfingernail4

2. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUPID JALAPEΓ‘O HOW DARE. YOU FUCKING JELLYFISHFINGERNAIL4

Jellyfishing 

Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances:

1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex.
2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle.

In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out.

*Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.
1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today!

2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.
Jellyfishing by DBBitches January 18, 2017

jellyfishing 

A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob
Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!
jellyfishing by Meathawk January 2, 2005

Jellyfishing 

Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.
Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."
Jellyfishing by sbaue September 27, 2013

jellyfisting 

Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
jellyfisting by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009