Jekum 

Hole different thing

I’m in a hole new jekum of thinking

Jekum by Littel February 21, 2019

Jegumi 

A good ship name you call ships

Omg those friends are so cute! They are definitely Jegumi
Are you sure they are just friends? They seem like Jegumi!

Jegumi by cas . 🥟 December 19, 2022

Jerkumcision 

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

Jesum Crow! 

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.

Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

Jesum Crow! by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008

jakum 

to go jack off in a corner and cum

He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.

jakum by aknub February 5, 2008

jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

jenkum by BCoo7 December 15, 2007

jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

jerumpkin by Antler* February 28, 2008