1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![

Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

Related Words

jehebus • Jeebus • jejebusters • Jeebus Crust • Jebebus • Jeebus Crisp • jeebus crispies • Jeebusian • Jeebus Jeist • Jeebus Nazi

Jeebus Crust

Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

Jeebus Crust by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

jejebusters

A group of internet grammar vigilantes, typically Filipinos, dedicating their internet lives towards the eradication of jejetyping and jejemon existence. Having dangerous links to the grammar nazi, jejebusters enjoy humiliating a jejemon by posting his/her profile on a social networking site, while everyone on the internet laughs, causing unwarranted embarrassment towards the individual caught jejetyping.

Hey jejebusters! I caught another jejemon! LOL, so funny!

jejebusters by karlenohwhirl March 23, 2010

Jehesus Christ

A variation of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" Usually used in times of emotional distress or anger.

*Whole family is killed by explosion*

Atlas - "Jehesus Christ! Isn't that just like Ryan?"

Jehesus Christ by Jak B 001 September 11, 2009

Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for

Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG

Jeebus Crisp by T2forever January 14, 2020

jejebuster

May mean any of these:

1. A person who has above average IQ (ex. highly educated), uses correct grammar all the time and uses critical thinking in many situations. (The exact opposite of jejemon)

2. Someone who dosen't use web language very often and is quite intelligent.

3. Someone who devotes part of their time denouncing jejemons.

YM or FB chat:
jejebuster: Don't use jeje language!

clueless jejemon: wat r u toking about?

jejebuster: oh my gosh! you're one of them!

clueless jejemon: hoo is dem?

jejebuster: I'm out of here!

jejebuster is offline

jejebuster by caliber38 September 1, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026