jean penis

Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.

"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"

jean penis by HSMF's April 2, 2008

jean penis

when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.

person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.

jean penis by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008