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jason bateman

An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".
Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
by rebel steele June 22, 2015
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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home
by John Lylo September 11, 2023
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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal
by John Lylo September 11, 2023
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