Jar of Dirt 

A small internet fad created when a Pirates of the Carribean 2 fan created a song from the famous POTC2 phrase, "...come to negotiate, you slimy git? Look what I've got. I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it..." said by the character Jack Sparrow. The main centre for this fad is the site YTMND, although many videos for the song "I've Got a Jar of Dirt Remix" have been uploaded to Youtube.

Did you see the latest Jar of Dirt YTMND?

No, but I just watched one of the song videos.

Jar of Dirt by P A Smith December 9, 2008

jar of dirt 

Item(s) given with promise of applicable necessity that ultimately becomes useless;

"The door was nailed shut, so the screwdriver was a jar of dirt"

jar of dirt by LanceCriminal July 27, 2006

Jar of Dirt 

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.

Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!

Jar of Dirt by Pedophile Santa November 14, 2011

a jar of dirt 

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

a jar of dirt by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019