japanese flag

When one has consumed a particularly dodgy curry or food dish, the results of which are for one to have a severly inflammed sphincter (hence 'jap flag'). There maybe some discomfort when passing faeces. Jap flag is often associated with sibling terms "turtle head (turtling)", "Ring-Stinger" and "touching cloth"

"That was a dodgy curry last night, I think I'm jap flagging"

"I am experiencing a case of Japanese flag"

"Excuse me your majesty, I must depart immediately, I'm touching cloth and being partiotic I hope I dont wave the jap flag"

"That ring stinger has left me with a severe case of Japanese flag"

by El Dinho September 22, 2006

japanese flag

When a female has her period while wearing white pants or skirt.

When she bent over to get her pen, the boys were treated to her japanese flag.

by blarg September 08, 2003

japanese flag

1. when a female has her period on your white sheets

2. when you fuck a virgin and she bleeds on your sheets

that bitch bled on my sheets so i hung it out the window

by R()$$ December 26, 2004

japanese flag

A sore red arse

Last nights vindaloo left me with an arse like a Japanese flag!!!

by Chimp Boy July 29, 2003

Japanese Flag

When a woman experiences her period in the middle of the night while sleeping on white sheets, leaving a giant red dot.

I gotta get new bed sheets, i woke up on the japanese flag this morning.

by TheOrcaWhale July 16, 2011

Japanese Flag

The remnant white sheets left over after sex with a girl on her period. Leaving a round red spot on the sheets. Then being able to use them as curtains.

Yup John Doe had Japanese Flag curtains. Jane must have been o.t.r..

by Par64Tat August 30, 2014

Japanese Flag

Describes the effect of eating too much hot food, on the anus. White with a glowing red spot in the middle

Man that Vindaloo just reached the other end, burned so much I was jumping round the toilet rim, now I got an arse like a Japanese Flag

by Jules W December 08, 2008