Urban Dictionary: janitor

To be intoxicated.

Also used as an adj.

I'm so janitored.

we're getting janitored tonight.
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Dude, thats janitor as fuck.

by X1 CHIMAIRA 1x April 06, 2004

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A hypocrite who is always wrong but never will admit it so he likes to silence anyone's opinions. Also has the ugliest kid I have ever laid eyes on.

Your opinions do not matter because I am JANITOR and what I said goes.

by JimDandy September 21, 2003

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a player in a FPS (or any other multiplayer game which involves fast action and guns) who sits back as other players duke it out in a firefight, and makes an appearance after the victor of the duel is left with a little amount of health and kill him/her for an easy kill. Much like a janitor cleans up after a mess.

Dude, its no fun playing Halo with you anymore because all you do is janitor with your assault rifle.

by AltCoder April 30, 2005

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a creepy person at your school that cleans up after you. In reality, he is pedophile. After school, he fellates children in the bathroom, hardcore. He also makes out with other janitors and masturbates with children.

Kid 1: We gotta get out of here before the doors of the school close.

Kid 2: Yeah! The janitor's a real pedo!

by neversaymyname May 13, 2011

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Stupid son of a bitch

Punk ass Janitor

You cant ban me!

by ???? December 25, 2003

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A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.

Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?

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by deathcop4000 June 05, 2018

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When someone (in a first person shooter game) appears at the last second and steals my kill because he somehow put the last bullet into the noob I've been shooting at.

In Halo 2 - when anyone steals your kill right before you were about to put the final bullet in someone's head or heart. Hence the name: Janitor = Anyone who comes in and cleans up the "crap" they never started.

by RAIN January 27, 2005

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