James Maddison

James maddison is a underrated leicester attacking midfielder, loved by everyone
he is funny, humble and a top player

james maddison is my favorite leicester player

by football_luv April 14, 2021

maddison james

Maddison (maddie) is completely absolutely adorable and her hot ass is desired by many men. Though she is quiet, her brain is always considering the ways she could pull a penis out of someone’s pants without them and use it to her every desire. She wants to suck every penis, vagina and all of the in between. She is very nice and cute, but sometimes she picks off her eyebrows and eats them.

Wow that girls such a maddison james!

by honkybonk May 25, 2019

james madison

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

James Madison

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.

Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.

by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

James Madison University

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!

so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy

by the air up there September 4, 2005

James Madison University

A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.

I went to James Madison to get layed by a calender girl.

I got an HIV from a girl at James Madison.

by WANGGGGG May 5, 2005