jak off
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Jak'en off
This applies to the person who leaves at noon and tells nobody except for the people who will be gone the next day. Basically an easy way to leave for the day and say that you will “work from home”! - this #1 gives you an alibi for co-worker bad-talk and #2 if you tell yourself that you will “work from home” enough times, you won’t feel guilty about what jobs your co-workers have to pick up the slack on.
You're working on your computer until you suddenly realize that you kinda want to just push off your work to someone else without making it too obvious and just go home for the day. So instead of saying, "yeah....I'm taking off", you should say, "yeah....I'm Jak'en off". Everyone will think that you just made a freud'n slip and laugh - you're home free.
Jak'en off by your favorite krew October 5, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026