Jagging Off 

An otherworldly sense of euphoria upon watching the Jacksonville Jaguars destroy any team that dares to challenge them

Did you see what Trevor Lawrence did to the Chargers last weekend?? Had me jagging off all weekend!

Jagging Off by Tiltlord6977 January 17, 2023

Jegging Off 

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

Jegging Off by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

jaggin off 

when you break into your best Mick Jagger impression

"Hey, whatcha up to??"

"Not much, dude. Just jaggin off listenin to The Stones."

"Huh??"

"...got some Puerto Rican girls just DYINNNN to MEET CHU!!!!"

*breaks down*

jaggin off by gidrew August 13, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004