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A badass woman who doesn't take shit sitting down. Everyone either wants to be her friend or fall in love with her. Always stands up for what she believes is right. She is beautiful both on the inside and out. You may be surprised by her personality because she may come off as cold and unapproachable but in reality she is soft and sweet and has the purest of hearts. She always keeps it real and gives great advice, being friends with her is like getting the best of both worlds. Also has a killer sense of fashion.
Look at that girl in the leather jacket. She's a total Jaffney!
jaffney by ani19 May 27, 2018
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A guy that is always the third wheel in a relationship, everyone blames him for everything and he always takes it well.
Wow Jaffey.

What are you doing Jaffey?
Jaffey by SupaSimon January 29, 2015
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ultra-cool super silly gal. loves cat and dogs, especially taking pictures with cats and dogs. sometimes cheats at video games, but all in good fun. very loyal friend...especially if friendship bracelets are involved. Responds to Jaff Jaff. Also enjoys hot lunches.
look at that girl with her cat, shes such a jaffrey!

That jaff jaff girl is such a cheater!
Jaffrey by MarBear73 November 21, 2010
An all around cool dude. Naturally funny even if he's not trying. Many people know him but he has few friends. He's a chilled and easy to talk to person. Rarely ever disliked.
If you were a jaffrey I think I would laugh more
Jaffrey by Tino morelino March 17, 2017

The Jaffrey 

No parent should ever own a Jaffrey. Jarfreedas are nightmare creatures that harness the power of poly ridge to disguise themself from work. They can often be found slacking off and reading books that until then you never knew existed.
“jAAAAAAAAfreeeee”
“THE JARFREE HAS A KNIFE
The Jaffrey is a god
The Jaffrey by Jarfree March 25, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026