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Jade Monkey 

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.
The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey
Jade Monkey by Dahn! September 2, 2013
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Jade Monkey 

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"
Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.
Jade Monkey by M1STY January 13, 2008

Jade Monkey 

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey
Jade Monkey by Enorelbot September 25, 2007

jade monkey 

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.
I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo
jade monkey by sarahjames August 5, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026