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Jacob jacob

The best hedgehog looking boi in the whole universe of club penguin. U may find him prowling the interwebs of snapchat looking for friends because although he is a god among men he is a lonely boi. Becareful when u approach said Jacob Jacob as he is a shy boi who also infact has 2 noncey mates named josh and connor that will come for u when u least expect it. Scream when u see the queen that is Jacob Jacob and stand or sit in awe when this porcupine arrives. Always remember the legend that is jacob jacob and rememeber to join out jacob jacob cult to further worship the god.
Oof jacob jacob got me wet
by Jacob stan April 15, 2020
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Jacob Reed

by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011
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jacob bae

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.
oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae
by kevin best boy August 23, 2020
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Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"
by Mr. I'mbetterthanyou March 10, 2010
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Jacob Clohisy

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.
Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.
by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019
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Jacob Saggytits

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)
hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits
by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 16, 2016
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The Jacob Special

A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.
Jess: WOW last night was amazing

Mikayla: Why, what happened?
Jess: Jonah gave me the Jacob Special
by Treereeeee December 17, 2019
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