jackles 

proportional to the term "shut the fuck up bitch"

landon i think you should jackles immediately baby.

jackles by jackles the nik September 14, 2006

jimmy jackles 

when someones trousers are noticably short and you can see there polka dot granny socks

mr taylor was flashin his star trek ltd edition socks under his jimmy jackles

jimmy jackles by jordayy March 6, 2008

jackfest 

A party of one or more featuring multiple and prolonged bouts of self-pleasure.

Where is Jeff?
He's at home, probably having a Jackfest.

jackfest by Tom Cioccone February 22, 2011

Jackness 

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich

"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."

Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007

Jankles 

When a girl gets fucked until she has jizz laden ankles.

I fucked Chrissy so hard last night, I gave her jankles.

Jankles by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008

jackfest 

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

jackfest by hititlong January 4, 2006

jacklehoff 

a term used to describe someone who is being annoying and wont leave you alone.

Aiden stop being a jacklehoff you know better than that !

jacklehoff by jacklehoff June 10, 2020