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jacket faggot 

1. a post-pubescent guy who looks prepubescent, whom wears an obscure or expensive jacket with the collar popped. A true jacket faggot refuses to pay attention to anything or anyone around him, because he knows if people think he is paying attention, they might not look at him.

2. a young male with no personality or fashion sense who invested in a nifty jacket.
I wish this place served beer then I wouldn't have to look at all of these jacket faggots.
jacket faggot by Old Mr. Jenkins January 23, 2010

Jacket the Faggot 

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”