by Marty October 20, 2003
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by Phillip Knowles January 19, 2006
Grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she passed out, had a massive heart attack and died.
by chikillanto August 23, 2003
1. What a man does when his penis erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic hard-on, stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the penis barfs up massive amounts of white-nut vomit in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass.
2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.
3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.
1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".
3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".
by Mr. Friscus February 02, 2010
Jack Off: When a male masturbates.
by ~Keyona January 10, 2004
1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun
Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?
Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate
Example 2:
Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals
*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
by whathe12 November 12, 2011