jack white

Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.

the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in

by bryan18 August 06, 2005

jack white

Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis

"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"

by Joanie Baloney November 11, 2006

jack white

a reasonably disgusting cocktail composed of a shot each of jack daniel's whiskey and malibu rum. named after the white stripes frontman, who deserves better.

dude i'm not carrying him out if he drinks anymore of those jack whites

by irish ed March 28, 2008

jack white

most beautiful person in the whole vide world. Vocal, songwriter and guitar in "the white stripes". i love him. JACK I LOVE YOU..my heart is breaking...:(

jack, if ur thing with renee doesnt work out: marry me.

by wizkey January 11, 2005

jack white

1) The Universe's equal and opposite reaction to Jack Black, in accordance with Newton's Laws of Motion.

2) New British slang meaning "to defecate".

1) Actual A Level Physics question from Specimen Paper:
"Name a particle-anti-particle pair?"
Accepted answers:
Positron and electron
Muon and anti-muon
Jack Black and Jack White

2) "Outta my way, I need a Jack White!"

by Bailey89 May 02, 2006

jack white

cockney rhyming slang for shite.

"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."

by Drewbud315 July 06, 2007

Jack White

A truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo The White Stripes (which he formed along with Meg White), The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather. Jack's skills on guitar and penchant for the Digitech Whammy use during his solos, combined with Meg's simple yet effective drumming capture a very primal sound, immersed in the bands unique punk/blues fusion. Has an appreciation (along with Meg) for the Dutch art movement De Stijl, which influenced the trademark colour scheme and dynamics of the bands music and on-stage appearence. Also demonstrates that less is more is still a valid technical standpoint. He is also a talented songwriter, and is quite possibly the modern equivalent of the guitar gods of old, frequently being ranked as one of the greatest guitar players of recent times. Long live Jack White :)

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: Jack White!

by Firelovesugar July 20, 2010