jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
jack and jill used to fetch water
by jillthepill August 1, 2006
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Jack and Jill party: a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (Generally looking is encouraged but touching is not.)

From jack and jill, with reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party.
by starflier December 8, 2003
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(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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Two bedrooms connected by a bathroom.
Each room has a door to the bathroom....Unless you want company, don't forget to lock your neighbor's door. If you dont want to cause trouble, don't forget to unlock the door, before you leave!
by Terry January 28, 2004
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jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her fanny, jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock because jill was a preop tranny
jack and jill written by my good freind (rubber) johnny
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Rhyming slang for a pill. Commonly referring to Ecstasy.
You know anywhere I can score some Jack and Jills mate?
by Bergertron June 30, 2005
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