The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
by shoelessloons September 19, 2010
Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.
Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.
Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.
Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.
by acmonehellz January 22, 2007
My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2004
by Whowantsabodymassage July 22, 2008
1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
by deppths of johnny November 23, 2003
by eva guold October 5, 2003
When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.
by Dirtywhore August 24, 2014