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iwasonceagojosimp 

Some extroverted guy named Felix that goes by the name sunny on social media/with classmates , this dude is mean to almost everyone while saying to me and i quote "Look, *my name* I don't have any dang problem my psychologyst and parents and people that i trust in general say that i don't have any problem. So stop being darn stupid" and if i ask or claim abt the same thing again he will either say: "Are you deaf or just stupid in general?" And say something like "gosh" or he says "*my name* we have had this talk a whole ass hour ago I DON'T have a problem" he allways seems annoyed wich i find WEIRD ofc. I find it kinda funny that he is agressive/ironic with all the ppl that he claims to be his friendgroup even tho he allways says "They are damm lucky I got them out of that *popular girl's name* claws (that girl used to bully their friends) I didn't even help them out of pity it was cause i hated her too and because of him. you get it right?" (Sunny has a crush on one of his friends atm and the dude that sunny likes is kind of IGNORING him cause sunny is a demisexual and they were bsfs so technically they knew/know eachother rlly well so that's PROBABLY why sunny likes him and the dude is not rlly smart specially compared to Sunny so like the guy is ignoring sunny even tho it won't do nothing cause sunny made HIM tell everything to him so yh) Sunny is also someone that is good/informed in politics compared to the rest of us (not to mention he is a great at presuading someone)
Hey H do you know about Sunny's tik tok
No what is it?
It's @iwasonceagojosimp
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