iwasonceagojosimp 

Some extroverted guy named Felix that goes by the name sunny on social media/with classmates , this dude is mean to almost everyone while saying to me and i quote "Look, *my name* I don't have any dang problem my psychologyst and parents and people that i trust in general say that i don't have any problem. So stop being darn stupid" and if i ask or claim abt the same thing again he will either say: "Are you deaf or just stupid in general?" And say something like "gosh" or he says "*my name* we have had this talk a whole ass hour ago I DON'T have a problem" he allways seems annoyed wich i find WEIRD ofc. I find it kinda funny that he is agressive/ironic with all the ppl that he claims to be his friendgroup even tho he allways says "They are damm lucky I got them out of that *popular girl's name* claws (that girl used to bully their friends) I didn't even help them out of pity it was cause i hated her too and because of him. you get it right?" (Sunny has a crush on one of his friends atm and the dude that sunny likes is kind of IGNORING him cause sunny is a demisexual and they were bsfs so technically they knew/know eachother rlly well so that's PROBABLY why sunny likes him and the dude is not rlly smart specially compared to Sunny so like the guy is ignoring sunny even tho it won't do nothing cause sunny made HIM tell everything to him so yh) Sunny is also someone that is good/informed in politics compared to the rest of us (not to mention he is a great at presuading someone)

Hey H do you know about Sunny's tik tok
No what is it?
It's @iwasonceagojosimp

iwasonceagojosimp by yesistillplaypokemongo June 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012