iwan de maaijer

I still see corola in my room
Cant take back the acne you gave me, its to the point where i love to play w.o.w but i
can not play it cause you canceled my subscribtion.
easier said that done, i thought i was the one untill corola took all of my malta
i cant live without it, i need it, i wont let it effect me

I still see corola in my room
Cant take back the acne you gave me, its to the point where i love to play w.o.w but i
can not play it cause you canceled my subscribtion.
easier said that done, i thought i was the one untill corola took all of my malta
i cant live without it, i need it, i wont let it effect me

you gave me pills to help me with my acne, but it really isnt helping
i take perscriptions to help me with my acne, i know that it wont help
i say to my friends that if my acne goes away that i will look hot
i have these lucid dreams where i dont have acne, and i look really sexy
and where people really love me for who i am even though i play world of warcraft
ill never put cream again, my acne will never end, ill watch it grow on my chin
i should've listened to my mom, that i wont have friends, now i dont have any friends
i was made out malta and chips, i was gobbling chips and ritz, who knew world of warcraft
gamers are fake, my mom gave me advice to get rid of my dick, cause she said that that all
these chips got me looking real thick.

is that iwan de maaijer with the achne????
yeah... lets go away from here

iwan de maaijer by favirre June 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008