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iwan de maaijer

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I still see corola in my room
Cant take back the acne you gave me, its to the point where i love to play w.o.w but i
can not play it cause you canceled my subscribtion.
easier said that done, i thought i was the one untill corola took all of my malta
i cant live without it, i need it, i wont let it effect me

I still see corola in my room
Cant take back the acne you gave me, its to the point where i love to play w.o.w but i
can not play it cause you canceled my subscribtion.
easier said that done, i thought i was the one untill corola took all of my malta
i cant live without it, i need it, i wont let it effect me

you gave me pills to help me with my acne, but it really isnt helping
i take perscriptions to help me with my acne, i know that it wont help
i say to my friends that if my acne goes away that i will look hot
i have these lucid dreams where i dont have acne, and i look really sexy
and where people really love me for who i am even though i play world of warcraft
ill never put cream again, my acne will never end, ill watch it grow on my chin
i should've listened to my mom, that i wont have friends, now i dont have any friends
i was made out malta and chips, i was gobbling chips and ritz, who knew world of warcraft
gamers are fake, my mom gave me advice to get rid of my dick, cause she said that that all
these chips got me looking real thick.
is that iwan de maaijer with the achne????
yeah... lets go away from here
iwan de maaijer by favirre June 4, 2021
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