Someone fine, who turns you on all the time. Sweet as sugar, hot as hell, they really make your penis swell. Sleek and sexy as they row, and then good God, you've blown your load!
She is a constant source of arousal, just one look at her will send your pulse racing and the blood pumping (especially to the area which needs it the most. yes fellas, you're bound to have to cover yourself when this girl walks by)
She is a friend to all, but the leprachauns have a special connection with her. They tell her to burn things. She was the bow of our boat; the first to die in a collision with stupid bloody Walford *die evil men* and has been promoted to stroke seat, where she arouses us all with her fine sexy ass. She is a slave to the simpsons, no one day is complete with out her mandatory Simpsons' quote. whether it be in the showers in the moring, (you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towell!) or a random simpson song break out, which can happen any time! We all love her, and want to bear her children. I shotgun her as mine! We have some unfinished business to take care of! *Gets naked*
She is a friend to all, but the leprachauns have a special connection with her. They tell her to burn things. She was the bow of our boat; the first to die in a collision with stupid bloody Walford *die evil men* and has been promoted to stroke seat, where she arouses us all with her fine sexy ass. She is a slave to the simpsons, no one day is complete with out her mandatory Simpsons' quote. whether it be in the showers in the moring, (you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towell!) or a random simpson song break out, which can happen any time! We all love her, and want to bear her children. I shotgun her as mine! We have some unfinished business to take care of! *Gets naked*
by With love, from all the rowers... but mainly speck!! October 23, 2004
Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 17, 2021
A group of Muslim Children that all lost their mothers when they were young, wild extremists with very wierd ideals
by Coxxxxxxx March 06, 2018
A group of retarded niggers who blow shit up to scare the living shit out of people and pray in different directions from where they are actually supposed to pray. Just for the record these are not muslims. These are a group of fucking whores who fuck goats and use sand as fucking nut cream.
by AfricanMonster June 22, 2019
by blueberrysansmedic8383 AUTTP January 02, 2017
Isis is a Middle Eastern terrorist group which operates underground. "Isis in America" refers to the targeting of American citizens by those trained by Isis. These people can be Caucasian citizens seemingly leading every day lives.
Diane Sawyer has a newscast on Isis targeting American citizens. One subject mentioned is "promise romance."
by ScienceBurt February 02, 2020
A group of Middle Eastern ninjas and illiterate desert dwellers living in caves, masturbating to goat porn and shoot and bomb people for 72 goats.
To join ISIS, one of you must fuck and marry a goat. Once you join the group, you made a promise to give me a 3-hour blowjob.
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
by Just_satire August 25, 2016