isosp 

I’m sick of some people

Bruh! I swear she’s getting on my nerves leaving me on read. Isosp!

isosp by KelseySufurado July 21, 2018

Real Isopod Hours 

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

Real Isopod Hours by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

real isopod nigga hours 

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.

What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours

real isopod nigga hours by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018

Isoscuse 

An excuse able to be executed as the result of The Virus.

I couldn’t buy a present because, you know, pandemic = Isoscuse
Sorry I can’t return your <insert borrowed item> because I can’t leave the house = Isoscuse.
I can’t take the dog for a walk because I can’t find a face mask to fit him = Isoscuse

Isoscuse by El Asto April 8, 2020

Isosceles Lock 

69 performed with three participants rather than two.

via Achewood: May 5, 2004

In a three-way, nobody sits around bored if you employ the Isosceles Lock.

Isosceles Lock by Gimpson May 3, 2004

Isosceles 

Popular UK YOUTUBER and part time shape and beta squad member isosceles (Aj shabeel) rumour has it he loves watching mr maker on CBeebies with kingkennytv

Some random waffler:Oi fam it's isosceles Whats the Pythagoras theorem

Niko: the schmuck who knows it lives in waffle town his name is camera man George

Niko

Isosceles by The waffler NDL 69 January 1, 2020

Real Isopod Hours 

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.

Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."

Real Isopod Hours by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018