irish curse

The English, of course.

Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.

by ruadhagan September 01, 2005

irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 26, 2004

irish curse

All Potatoes, No Meat!
Small Penis and large testicles

All Potatoes, No Meat!

by PDuffy June 03, 2005

irish curse

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!

Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*

by JB_Finesse September 24, 2005

irish curse

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

by destouches January 04, 2005

Irish curse

Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.

I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.

by zimmygirl777 February 10, 2023

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 09, 2010