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IQ vortex 

A phrase used to describe someone of such little inteligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadaquete that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence qoutients spiral out of control into IQ absoulute zero,which is the focal point of the vortex (the person causing the dimensional void)
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally uninteligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"

Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"

Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"

See also: idiot dumbass vortex IQ IQ Visor
IQ vortex by Dr Wilkins III June 28, 2007
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iq vortex 

A phrase used to describe someone of such little intelligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.

Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"

Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"

Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
iq vortex by Dr. wilkins III July 19, 2007
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Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
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