iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter February 26, 2018

Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277 is not out yet

by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans

by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there

by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 6, 2021

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020