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The successor to Apple's IPad. Almost the same thing as the successor except they installed two cameras which take pictures worse than a foot. It's processor is a tiny bit better and it weighs unnoticeable less than the first one. Can't still run Flash and is just ridiculous but for some reason people still find themselves wanting to spend 600$ on it. Only Apple fanboys buy it.
Hey Jack, look what I just bought.

An iPad 2? Are you mentally challenged?
iPad 2 by BagNtag April 27, 2012
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iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.
Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0
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Ipad 2013 

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse
Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.
Ipad 2013 by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020
a piece of electronics made by Apple Inc. it is the successor to to the ipad and has about as much changes as the Vietnam war had a purpose. it is an overpriced tablet, with pretty much all other tablets having the exact same features with a lower cost. Also, they are extremely fragile and crack easily.
Ben: Wow man, I'm pissed. I just spent $800 on my new ipad2 and the screen cracked.

Jerry:Really, because I just spent $500 on a lenovo thinkpad, dropped it on a rock, and it works fine.
ipad2 by Citywok VerySNEEKY jap December 26, 2011
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ipad2 by sturbo December 27, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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