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introllect 

In-troll-ect: A clever cousin of the ubiquitious internet "troll". They, however, differ in content distribution. The typical troll wants to cause disruption; an introllect will cause disruption while simultaneously making intelligible arguments that conjure up validity which, in turn, makes the original person(s)n accusing of said trolling change his views on the topic, overall. The introllect is crafty and quick witted and WILL always have an opposing view to your own view. His main objective is to change the perception of which you've become fixated on.
Person 1: This guy on the internet just said that the iPhone "was" the best smartphone, but he is making a compelling argument and I think I'm agreeing with him. I have no idea why.

Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!

Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...

Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!
introllect by Ducati Lou January 21, 2013
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Introsuction 

A deceptive software demonstration downplaying the slowness or difficulty of actual operation with phrases like "isn't this great?" "You can do this!" "Almost realtime rendering!"
The seller uses oleaginous phrases and a kidstuff demonstration, leading the victim to falsely believe that the same stupendous calculation speed occurs with an elaborate detailed model of a hospital or the complex spreadsheet of an international corporation.
"Dang! They got me believing that my hotel project would render as fast as their little 3D house model. What a lie! I'm a fool! It was an Introsuction!"
Introsuction by DwightUrban January 25, 2009

introspection 

in-truh-spek-shuh n
noun
1.
observation or examination of one's own mental and emotional state, mental processes, etc.; the act of looking within oneself.

2.the tendency or disposition to do this.

3.sympathetic introspection.
The man seemed lost in introspection, as if delivering a soliloquy.
introspection by Mr. Lexicon December 5, 2016

ICR, Introspections Costa Rica 

A "Transitional Living Program" based on bureaucratic rules, arbitrary grades, and false promises. At ICR, there are a few key phrases one must understand in order to be successful here.

See if you can follow this easy-to-read translation of staff's favorite phrases and what they actually mean!

"I've been looking into it"---I have not been looking it.

"I'm working very hard on it"--I thought about working on it, once, but let the thought pass.

"We have had budget cuts"--The founder of the program decided to increase his own salary again, siphoning the money from the program's account (which the students pay for)

"We have to walk to the gym today"--The founder of the program got drunk and passed out in the van somewhere far away, rendering it useless for transporting the group.

"It's not about THEM, it's about YOU!"--I do not know what to tell you, but I read somewhere that telling you this will be helpful.
If a student at ICR, Introspections Costa Rica, says, "The overwhelming amounts of negativity and complaining from the other students are beginning to effect my attitude," (s)he will be told, "It's not about THEM, it's about YOU!"

If a student says, "I've been asking you daily for two weeks to get this issue solved," (s)he will be told, "I'm working on it."

If a student says "You told me two weeks ago you had this figured out," s(he) will be told, "I've been looking into it."

introspective 

Looking within.
He's the introspective sort.
introspective by freeter February 18, 2009

IntroSpecktive 

IntroSpecktive is a gaming Youtuber who mainly focuses on Nintendo games,mainly the smash bros franchise. He is really good with charizard, peach, Ridley, and piranha plant. He also knows his fair share of Mii swordfighter. He also despised rosalina and luma back in the "smash 4 days". If you want high quality Nintendo skits, gameplay, reactions and more, IntroSpective is for you
IntroSpecktive has a great amount of humour and gaming skill
IntroSpecktive by Aram Animates September 10, 2020

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION 

A wonderful and necessary tool for self-improvement that involves looking into the mirror and recognizing and accepting one's own faults and shortcomings so as to become more humble and less proud. Pride is a deadly sin, not a positive trait.
CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.