Auto-interventionism 

the theory or practice of intervening in one's own life

I don't get all these nation-states and their interventionism stuffs hurting one another. Yeah ya know auto-interventionism is all the rage these days – ya know emo stuff. Why all this globocop bosh going down; when that goth life so hype¿

Auto-interventionism by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020

Interventionist 

Usually used in a military or political context, this is a 'nice' way of describing (a euphemism for) someone who advocates the invasion of other countries - or in other words, an invasionist.

The current US Secretary of State is described by Wikipedia as an interventionist.

Interventionist by derw00d February 10, 2022

Polyperfunctory Interjectionism 

A grammatical syndrome (PPI) characterized by the egregiously frequent, mind-numbingly excessive and habitual use of perfunctory interjections in even short conversational narratives. PPI afflicts moronic conversationalists from all walks of life but most frequently afflicts adolescents, young adults and professional athletes.

Like - I said -like - "What's up?" She says -like- "Nothing. Why?" So I -like - go up to her -like- and -like- give her a nipple noogie."

"I was skating hard -you know- and Spyder -you know- lifts his stick into my eye. So -you know- I dropped my gloves - you know- and I -like- decked him."

"Polyperfunctory Interjectionism is - like - you know - going to -like- be the downfall -you know- of -like- civilized conversation."

Polyperfunctory Interjectionism by Shireguy July 8, 2009