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instagram comedians 

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.
Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL
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Instagram Comedian 

The term was originally a term used to describe people like Lele Pons. It is often used to describe unfunny people as Instagram Comedians are fucking shit. It can also be used to describe someone with no talent.
Jake: “Did you see w stood up and shouted in class?”
Zach: “Yeah, he’s such an Instagram Comedian.”
Instagram Comedian by n4n0b1t March 11, 2019
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