Poor country filled with tech support scammers, people who drink cow piss and shit on the streets.
This house has no toilet, I must have moved into India!

I smell curry, I think someone from India is around.
by penophile March 29, 2020
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Imagine a country surrounded by BOTH landmasses AND water bodies, a terrain range of plateaus, mountains, valleys, beaches, cliffs, fertile plains and rapidly blossoming cityscapes. A country from where any of its 365/366 sunsets in a year are lens-worthy.with an inexpensive currency exchange rate. Imagine an ethnic diversity spread over 28 states and 7 union territories.

A country which does not just tolerate race and religion, but accounts for it. A country with the richest heritage and longest history. The most beautiful people.
A country with the most striking, imaginary, impossibly amazing art and architecture.

-POOF- Dream come true. There wasn't any need to imagine it,

India existed long before.

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I am Indian, and I am not afraid/ashamed to say so. Now, why would I be, considering my country is like, the most awesomest country in the whole wide world...?

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Synonym for awesome
Blue passports totally rock.
I have a blue passport

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"I bet that Pakistani hater on youtube who supports Britain would get totally owned if I told him/her that if not for the British, he would be living in a way better country by now"

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India is so India!!

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India has the largest democracy in the world

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by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010
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India is a wonderful girl & beautiful. She has a one-of-a-kind personality. She's very funny and a bit crazy at times, but you will love her. She has a tendency to be bad at maintaining relationships, because her trust with guys is terrible. But when she loves someone, she will give her all to that person. She is a very fragile person, who gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She tends too be very sarcastic, but not to the point where she's rude. But she's a very sweet person as well. India can have bad self esteem issues, so she rarely accepts compliments because she doesn't believe them..She doesn't realize her real inner and outer beauty. But if you ever have a India of your own, be very thankful. She will give you everything she has to make you happy.
"Wow, shes really pretty, no wonder why her name is India"
by India. January 10, 2019
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India is a sweet,pretty, and thoughtful girl. She is very attractive and hated by most people because of her beautiful looks. She has lots of close friends and is very smart. She also has a very nice body. Most boys with the letters N,C,T,S,K,J,Q, and M are attracted to her.
“omg is that India she is the prettiest girl in this room”

I know right and her body is so nice. I have to ask her out!”
by kamani davis May 16, 2018
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The most inefficient cow farm known to man.
"But, I don't understand, if there are s many cows in India, why are so many people starving there?"
"yh yh, but their sacred."
"tf, why? They are literally shit machines that are only good for their tasty meat."
"How the hell am I supposed to know?!"
by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023
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India is best country in whole world with several states , diverse culture , beautiful nature , several languages spoken , intelligent and good natured people .

India has a glorious past and culture .
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by itsgoodman March 9, 2019
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