To genuinely believe, despite contradicting evidence known as facts, that one is able to live forever and unable to die, even if the Sun was to supernova.
Howard Isenburg's immoronic meeting with Karl Pilkington .
Now that you've committed immorticide, you will never die, not even if you're chopped into atoms, stuck into fifty thousand supermassive black holes, and live to one hundred sextillion googolplex years after the death of the universe. God can't kill you. The destruction of the omniverse can't kill you. And you're going to experience all of it and all the pain, too.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'