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i'd immobilize you

i'd immobilize you when i come over
by gooooooey December 18, 2016
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Immobile

1. Motionless: without moving.

2. Incapable of motion: Unable to move or be moved.
He stood perfectly immobile for a few seconds.
by Jafje April 5, 2007
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academic social immobility

The inability of an individual's social status to change in a school hierarchy. Can also apply to colleges and universities. Usually a consequence of a school environment where cliques are a strong and omnipresent force. Generally results in cliques sticking together for longer than usual, stark contrasts of quality in the social lives of individual students, and close relationships (plus other social luxuries) being limited to the school alpha males and alpha females while those less fortunate are crushed through drudgery such as homework. Antonym of "academic social mobility".
One of the foundations of an elitist "student body" is academic social immobility. Wherever you happen to be in the school hierarchy, whether you be popular and successful or excluded and oppressed, you will stay there for the rest of your school days.
by KarlR November 10, 2008
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immobilizer

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer
"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"
by Geordie October 21, 2004
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Ciro Immobile

Being pathetically embarrassing.
Doing something pathetic and embarrassing.
He faked injury to gain a penalty and then miracally recovered as the teammate scored a goal.

Ah, he did a Ciro Immobile?
by blixtebålefrän July 3, 2021
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Immobilized

the body’s complete submission to stillness due to force acted upon it. Often my life has been characterized by this word. But if it wasn’t for these moments I stood still I wouldn’t have been able to move forward.
a man can be immobilized by joy, to the point where he is struck still by happiness.
by harry potter kyle September 15, 2012
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Immobile

A non-virgin. The opposite being 'mobile' (virgin), often used in awkward situations.
"So Patty, you're...immobile?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, but I couldn't wait for you forever!"
by Geena-ish July 26, 2008
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