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im sorry 

What someone says when they know they f***ed up majorly and they want to fix it.
Dude: Im sorry i was totally hittin on you last night and I know you dont like me that way and we're just friends.

Chick: you know you f***ed up our friendship right?
im sorry by Bluseph. November 10, 2009
Words you can keep

Im sorry 

Really feeling bad but not going to do a thing to change it.
Person 1: hey what you did was wrong.
Person 2: im sorry
Im sorry by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 9, 2019

im sorry 

A phrase people use when they make a mistake or do something wrong. It is showing that you did not mean to do anything wrong.
Person 1: "I can't believe you broke my vase! It was an expensive antique!"
Person 2: "im sorry.."
Person 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Person 2: :(
im sorry by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

Im Sorry! 

Used as a phrase to not got punished.
Used as an excuse to not get introuble.
*Smashes vase*
*Mother walks in*
"Im Sorry!"
"It's okay. You apologized."
Im Sorry! by JESSSICA!!! July 25, 2018

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?
Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

im sorry fbi 

What you say type in on your computer to apologize to the FBI watching your screen.
im sorry fbi by B R R R R R R R October 8, 2021

im sorry mods im testing the blue text 

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what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue text” thats crazy
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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