"i love you very much but its a pain in the ass to type it out and i would be embarrasing but just know that i love you <3" use this when you have trouble expressing emotions but you love someone.
person 1: " wow, ilyvmbiapitattioaiwbebjktily <3"
person 2: "what does that mean?"
person 1: " ilyvmbiapitattioaiwbebjktily <3 simply means 'i love you very much but its a pain in the ass to type it out and i would be embarrasing but just know that i love you <3'"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'