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illumiscratchy bug 

the bug the illuminati give people to keep their bodys dissociated by langufucking them. people who have caught the illumiscratchy bug cant stop scratching at their skin because part of them has become occoludum.
i just watched a disney film now i feel so illumiscratchy.
oh god i feel illumiscratchy all over.
i bet about 5% of people who go to school will leave it having caught the illumiscratchy bug.

illumisharty 

An inside cult much like the illuminati although this one is all about using your droppings for dna to clone you
There was a man who was exactly like me it must've been the illumisharty
illumisharty by The mockinator August 22, 2016

IllumisArk 

Oh my god your such an illumisark
IllumisArk by ProdigyV2 November 22, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026