illidquit

When you’re broke because you quit your job and haven’t found anything else to fund your endeavors. Sounds kinda like illiquid.

Broh, how come you can’t make the spring break trip?!
Dude, I’m illidquit; I still haven’t found a new gig after quitting last month.

illidquit by D333rp August 19, 2021

Illiquid

"If you owe someone a dollar and you don't have one, you are illiquid"

"dude, where's that dollar i let you borrow yesterday?"
"oh yeah man, i don't have it"
"so you're illiquid then?"
"yup, guess so."

Illiquid by readersdigest February 11, 2009

Illiquidity Event 

What happens when a man gets divorced; a large amount of cash and assets leave his account. The opposite of a liquidity event.

Bob got divorced last year and experienced a HUGE illiquidity event.

Illiquidity Event by Banditrider7 October 16, 2020

illiquid

Broke. illiquid is a nicer way of saying broke

Bob: Chris can borrow me $100?
Chris: I'm sorry man, I'm currently illiquid

illiquid by ABigMan August 28, 2023