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ilisandro by deeznutsbitch. November 22, 2021
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Lisandro 

Lisandro a cute guy with a fat girthy cock that will tear your bitch open.He also has a huge heart.
Lisandro gets all the hoes
Lisandro by Jaden Sullivan March 6, 2021
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Lisandro 

The cutest, most respectful, kind and helpful guy you will ever meet. He will talk to you about problems, not throw plates at your face. He will call when he says he will and has a great deal of his career, personal life, and finances in order. He wont try to move in with you when you've only been dating for a month. He thinks of more than just himself and will always be that amazingly beautiful, cute, quiet, guy in the room. Its the man every girl could ever dream of!
Girl 1 -Isn't Lisandro amazing?

Girl 2- Yes he is!
Lisandro by VancouverGirlSnow November 14, 2011

Lisandro 

A cute guy who's always there for you.
He has a heart of gold and cares about you!
Lisandro is the cutest guy ever <3
Lisandro by Om-sis August 31, 2019

Lisandro 

Lisandro Is like a dog he will always be there for u even when your having a bad day or not in your mood he's very funny he'll well be there for you even is when your not in your best he will try to support you no Matter what happens to you he's a good friend don't ever try to control him he hates it when someone control him and being in drama, he's a good fighter . He overprotective to anyone else especially he's love ones.
Lisandro the fighter
Lisandro by Askurmomxoxo March 11, 2019
Perfect in every way, this god-like man closely resembles Thor. He's handsome, strong and kind-hearted to boot. The ladies all swoon for this gentle giant and he's always the life of the party. Loyal, creative, charismatic and witty all-around.
Rebecca says Isandro is the perfect man, she's right!
Isandro by MightyEagle911 January 6, 2019

elisandro 

1. a chill as fuck dude hes chill to be around with. He's cute,fun, and likes sports. he darked skin and darked hair guy and hes and hes and awesome friend.
tall,cute,fun,chill,darked hair/skin ro elisandro
elisandro by meimay November 12, 2013
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