IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

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ikea tower

Pewdiepie's tower beacon in minecraft

Look at that amazing ikea tower pewds built.

ikea tower by Pickle Frick July 10, 2019

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ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

ikea towel rack by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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