iJew 

When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it.

John: Hey, Greg, can I check my facebook on your iphone?
Greg: No.
John: Wow, why are you being such an iJew, Greg?

iJew by Greg isanijew January 11, 2009

iJew 

A mixed bred Irish-Jew. Carries the humor and conflict/guilt/neuroses of both Catholicism and Judaism. Crazy funny and good with money.

She is out of her mind; brilliant, unpredictable, hysterical funny, hysterical crazy, thinks too much, talks too much. Reinvented sex. A total iJew.

iJew by Screwballgirlie September 19, 2010

G.I.Jew 

a hebrew soldier, a brave man who defends his freinds and family.

Arik: Look at him!
Ehood: Who? the n00b or the G.I.Jew?

G.I.Jew by Jared Yoav September 3, 2005

G.I.Jew 

The Hebrew Soldier, The Jew Who Defends His Land.

Arik Sharon was once a G.I.Jew, But Now He is A Ass.

G.I.Jew by Jared ApplBomb August 30, 2005

G.I.Jew 

the hebrew soldier, the one who defends his land and country.

Ehud Barak was once a G.I.Jew but now he is a loser.

G.I.Jew by Jared ApplBomb August 30, 2005

IJEWminati 

It would have been a better name than Jewlumni! God, the Jews suck... They suck at everything!

Hym "Come on! You have a secret Jew group amd you don't call it the IJEWminati!? Fucking pathetic! Is that's what's happening? Stephen Banal over here is getting paid by the Jews to steal my persona and shill for them as controlled opposition? Pathetic! They created a human strawman of me to try and save themselves from round 2 of the gas chambers that is wild!"

IJEWminati by Hym Iam March 26, 2024