iJew

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When the person in your group of friends who has an iphone refuses to let anybody play with it or browse the web with it.

John: Hey, Greg, can I check my facebook on your iphone?
Greg: No.
John: Wow, why are you being such an iJew, Greg?

iJew by Greg isanijew January 11, 2009

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iJew

A mixed bred Irish-Jew. Carries the humor and conflict/guilt/neuroses of both Catholicism and Judaism. Crazy funny and good with money.

She is out of her mind; brilliant, unpredictable, hysterical funny, hysterical crazy, thinks too much, talks too much. Reinvented sex. A total iJew.

iJew by Screwballgirlie September 19, 2010

Related Words

iJew • IJEWminati • G.I. Jew

G.I.Jew

a hebrew soldier, a brave man who defends his freinds and family.

Arik: Look at him!
Ehood: Who? the n00b or the G.I.Jew?

G.I.Jew by Jared Yoav September 3, 2005

G.I.Jew

The Hebrew Soldier, The Jew Who Defends His Land.

Arik Sharon was once a G.I.Jew, But Now He is A Ass.

G.I.Jew by Jared ApplBomb August 30, 2005

G.I.Jew

the hebrew soldier, the one who defends his land and country.

Ehud Barak was once a G.I.Jew but now he is a loser.

G.I.Jew by Jared ApplBomb August 30, 2005

IJEWminati

It would have been a better name than Jewlumni! God, the Jews suck... They suck at everything!

Hym "Come on! You have a secret Jew group amd you don't call it the IJEWminati!? Fucking pathetic! Is that's what's happening? Stephen Banal over here is getting paid by the Jews to steal my persona and shill for them as controlled opposition? Pathetic! They created a human strawman of me to try and save themselves from round 2 of the gas chambers that is wild!"

IJEWminati by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026