The most beautiful woman you'll ever get to meet. She might be kinda shy, quiet when you see her, but when you get to know her you'll understand she's funny, loud and adventurous. She is always going to be smiling and laughing. Her smile always brightens the room and the people's hearts. She's so opened with new people and easy to talk to. At first glance she seems tough, but she's so sensitive. She protects people she loves and always makes sure they're save and happy. She went through so many things, things you can't even imagine, but you'll always see her with a big smile on her face.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*