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Bro ifhe! Often used when people are in the middle of exams
ifhe by Football famous May 17, 2017

If he can't break bread he fake 

If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake
If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes

If he's still in, I'm still in 

A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.
Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike
My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

If he cant break bread he fake 

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

If he wanted to, he would. 

A phrase used to describe the relationship between a man's behavior and his feelings within a relationship.
If it were important to him that you feel secure in the relationship, he would be transparent and honest.

If your happiness were important to him, he'd do things that bring you joy.

If he wanted to, he would.
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