Idaho Spudfucker 

The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!

That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!

Idaho Spudfucker by C.C and K.W!!! October 14, 2011

Idaho Skid Mark 

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

Idaho Skid Mark by mcfatchick October 22, 2010

Idaho Spud Fuck 

A deviant sexual practice. While a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman, he inserts one or both of his testicles in her anus.

Last night I gave Sheila the ol' Idaho Spud Fuck.

Idaho Spud Fuck by gothhenge September 22, 2004

Idaho Summersault 

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

Idaho Summersault by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

idaho salute 

When you and your partner shove a potato up each other's rear-ends, but not all the way, just enough so that it still partly shows, and then hug eachother so tight that the potatoes fall out.

Charlie and his lady friend met up at the local Hilton; Charlie brought some fresh potatoes, and the two of them gave a proper idaho salute to one-another.

idaho salute by DarkAndDamp November 20, 2017

idaho style 

A sandwich consisting of an entire bag of (unnamed brand) chips inside of it.

Dude, this isn’t the time for going Idaho style! Benson’s gonna be here any minute!!

idaho style by XANthonyfantano December 29, 2021

Idaho Sous Vide 

Method of cooking raw meat (usually wild game such as rabbits, squirrels, or trash pandas) by wrapping in heavy tin foil and then tossing in the ol’ meth bucket during a new batch. Best paired with a nice stolen can of paint thinner.

Working up an appetite from attending the white nationalist rally in Sandpoint all day, Sally took advantage of her cousin Vincent cooking a new batch of his famous bucket meth, by simultaneously using the Idaho Sous Vide method to cook a nice squirrel for them to share in the backyard with their 11 children.

Idaho Sous Vide by Dingus701 March 9, 2023