The name that Kraft executives in Australia chose for the new vegemite, out of 48, 000 entries. The name occupies rare territory in its universal derision, managing to alienate both older consumers and tech-savvy youngsters, who find the name powerfully lame in its attempts to keep up with the zeitgeist.
Peggy: Did you hear that the newvegemite is called iSnack 2.0?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!